My Apologies

I’m sorry I haven’t posted lately. There are several reasons for that, please choose one that best fits your needs.

1. My dog, Whiskey, has embarked on his own writing career, and now we're having a heated debate about plot twists.

2. I have a deadline of May 12th for my first novel, so I’m working on that.

3. I accidentally spilled coffee on my keyboard, and now my laptop only types in hieroglyphics.

4. A developmental editing client appeared and I needed to focus on their novel too.

5. I decided to experiment to see if coffee can be used as ink. Spoiler alert: it can't.

6. It’s the conference time of year, so my time is divided again to prepare for those appearances.

7. I am suffering from a severe case of "procrastinationitis," a rare condition where deadlines induce an irresistible urge to organize sock drawers.

8. My PTSD reared its ugly head and the depression cycle that accompanies it sucks.

9. I got sidetracked by conspiracy theories about sentient punctuation marks plotting to overthrow the alphabet.

10. I spent time creating icons and logos to rebrand my author site.

Moving forward I will only publish once or twice a month instead of weekly. This will give me more time to focus on all my projects as well as build in some time in case of other responsibilities.